See Dick Run

The guys discuss See Dick Run. Topics include: voodoo, Kel Mitchell, sign spinning, and mostly, losing your penis. “Player Richard Jones (Kel Mitchell) meets his match when one of the (many) women he’s cast off puts a curse on him that leaves him …

Old School

The guys discuss Old School. Topics include: Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell, fraternities, earmuffs, Don Magic Juan, and mostly, boning underage girls. “Three guys in their early thirties try to relive their glory days by moving into a house near their old college campus. …

Doctor Detroit

The guys discuss Doctor Detroit. Topics include: Dan Aykroyd, Fran Drescher, Indian food, endowments, Diavolo, the player’s ball, and mostly, pimping. “Meek community college professor Clifford Skridlow is tricked into taking on the hipster persona of a pimp named Doctor Detroit, and soon …

That’s My Boy

The guys discuss That’s My Boy. Topics include: Adam Sandler, famous actor Rex Ryan, teachers boning students, and mostly, WAAAZZZUUUUPPPP. “Father-son tensions flare when a disagreeable dad decides to move in with his son and his son’s fiancĂ©e right before their wedding. But …

Porky’s 2: The Next Day

The guys discuss Porky’s 2. Topics include: PEE WEE!, measuring your dong, the KKK, Big Edna, native Americans, and mostly, gang bang pranks. “The naughty high schoolers of Angel Beach High now seek revenge on a group of KKK religious fanatics and corrupt …

Animal House

The guys discuss Animal House. Topics include: our movie Cherry Bomb, horse killing, John Belushi, Flounder, and mostly, carrying a doctor bag. “Knowledge is good, but swilling kegs of beer is more fun! Just ask the guys at the Delta House fraternity. Often …

Hunk

The guys discuss Hunk. Topics include: the devil, yuppies, v-ball, king kong, twinkies, and mostly, close ups of men’s muscles. “A computer nerd makes a deal with the devil (James Coco) to become a blond beach boy (John Allen Nelson) for the summer.”

Slackers

The guys discuss Slackers. Topics include: Devon Sawa, Cool Ethan, custom matchbooks, hair dolls, and mostly, extremely intricate schemes. “Three college students are about to cheat their way through final exams when their geeky classmate Ethan uncovers the scheme. Suddenly, the ball is …

H.O.T.S.

The guys discuss H.O.T.S. Topics include: Seals, Danny Bonaduce, hot air balloons, bears, wet t-shirt contest, and mostly, pretending to be a robot. “The well-endowed members of the H.O.T.S. sorority set out to steal every man on campus away from the Pi sorority …

The Ladies Man

The guys discuss The Ladies Man. Topics include: Tim Meadows, bus station skanks, boning, wangs, Will Ferrell, and mostly, mud ducks. “Tim Meadows stars in a role he created on “Saturday Night Live” as talk radio’s self-proclaimed master of seduction Leon Phelps, who …