They guys discuss Fraternity Vacation. Topics include: pledges, web hosting, bunk beds, monster jugs, Chaz Lawler III, sex bets, pommel horses, and mostly, gay porn.
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Just like The Wizard of Oz, this movie starts out in black & white. Unlike The Wizard of Oz, no Asian people were enslaved as a way to cut back on labor costs.
Wendell attempts the 2 cheek butt slap, a risky and sometimes fatal maneuver.
Wendell clumsily stumbles around the pool and ends up killing 6 people.
Joe and Mother try to teach Wendell the finer points of talking to a lady. He nails it.
Our hero, Charles “Chas” Lawlor III knows how to make an entrance. The “III” stands for “III Reich”
Chas tries to show off for Ashley by hypnotizing her with the rhythmic swaying of his dong meat.
Wendell is looking at the stars and decides to show this lady his Big Dipper.
Wendell tells Joe and Mother about his run-in with Johnny Law. Wendell somehow beats the rape charge even though he can barely throw a football. Weird, huh?
Chief Buttface overreacts when he sees his daughter with an accused rapist and ruins everyone’s brunch. Now, who’s the real criminal here?
Ashley finds out the guys made a bet on her. You know, when you have a sex bet, at least one guy should bet that the girl will eventually find out…cuz that shit always happens.
Joe and Mother have to resort to domestic terrorism in order to help their friend Wendell.
And of course Ashley decides to bone down with the unattractive, judgmental nerd Wendell cuz the girl has to bang somebody and girls are stupid.