The guys discuss Porky’s. Topics include: penis measuring, racism, former Georgia governor Lester Maddox, good time Sallies, a complicated egg prank, the FDA arresting people for making love to food, antisemitism, Adler confesses to creeping on his sister’s friend, a complicated hooker prank, child abuse, strip clubs, trap doors, county lines, Lassie, peeping, and Dwight D. Eisenhower. Listen, unless you’re cherry!

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Jarvis is a racist

Cuz, you know, it’s the ’50s

Jarvis just isn’t as worldly as his cohorts. This is clearly improper language. The correct term is “you all.”


Coach compares a woman to angel food cake

This reminds me of the time they shut down the Del Taco I worked at in high school

He’s talking about Coach Honeywell (played by Kim Cattrall) who in 1982, to be fair, did have an ass like two big ol’ hams!


Large black man runs out with knife

“Check, please!”

 The boys get pranked and for once, Pee Wee loses his cool.


Man puts face in stripper's crotch

Oral herpes is an infection caused by the herpes simplex virus. The virus causes painful sores on your lips, gums, tongue, roof of your mouth, and inside your cheeks. It also can cause symptoms such as fever and muscle aches. — WebMD

 What a typical evening looks like at Porky’s. This guy is actually the town’s mayor! (not really)


Guy sticks his penis through hole and gym coach grabs it

Hey, how does she know the Cub Scout handshake?

The guys were peeping into the girls shower and then Tommy decides to have a little fun. Balbricker comes at Tommy like a meat-seeking missile.


Camera zooms in on Eisenhower picture

Shameless subliminal republican propaganda

 Ms. Balbricker suggests that they conduct a lineup of wangs so she can identify the prick in question. These old dudes obviously cannot take their jobs seriously.


Man sings anti-Semitic song

The little known 2nd verse to “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”

 Cavanaugh is so racist, he has anti-semetic songs!


Pee Wee celebrates losing virginity

When u layin’ dat good D and u be all like…