The guys discuss Porky’s. Topics include: penis measuring, racism, former Georgia governor Lester Maddox, good time Sallies, a complicated egg prank, the FDA arresting people for making love to food, antisemitism, Adler confesses to creeping on his sister’s friend, a complicated hooker prank, child abuse, strip clubs, trap doors, county lines, Lassie, peeping, and Dwight D. Eisenhower. Listen, unless you’re cherry!
Jarvis just isn’t as worldly as his cohorts. This is clearly improper language. The correct term is “you all.”
He’s talking about Coach Honeywell (played by Kim Cattrall) who in 1982, to be fair, did have an ass like two big ol’ hams!
The boys get pranked and for once, Pee Wee loses his cool.
What a typical evening looks like at Porky’s. This guy is actually the town’s mayor! (not really)
The guys were peeping into the girls shower and then Tommy decides to have a little fun. Balbricker comes at Tommy like a meat-seeking missile.
Ms. Balbricker suggests that they conduct a lineup of wangs so she can identify the prick in question. These old dudes obviously cannot take their jobs seriously.
Cavanaugh is so racist, he has anti-semetic songs!