The guys discuss Risky Business. Topics include: Tom Cruise, dancing in your underwear, letting your friends bone in your house, and mostly hookers.
Joel dances around the house in his underwear.
Miles calls a hooker over to Joel’s house. Joel is understandably a little nervous since it’s his first time.
Lana’s “manager” is attempting to resolve a “payroll situation.”
Joel ruins his dad’s Porsche so he decides to pimp out his new whore friends to his loser buddies to pay for the damages. Soooo cliche.
The nurse refuses to to excuse Joel’s absence. This will go on his permanent record.
This is exactly what I said when that homeless lady started touching my ding-a-ling on the train last weekend.
Joel lays out like Willie Mays to save his mother’s crystal egg.