The guys discuss Stripes. Topics include: proper runtime, shoeshines, Whitney Houston, doo wop, buzz cuts, mud wrestling, and mostly, the Army.

“After losing everything, an indolent sad sack impulsively joins the U.S. Army and cajoles his best friend into enlisting, too. But after making it through boot camp, the duo find themselves in the midst of an international incident.”

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A foreigner cusses in english

Son of “a” bitch…but not bad

 Russell teaches an ESL class for European immigrants because Mexicans did not exist until 1992.

Bill Murray talks about making it with a cow


 Winger tries to build a lil camaraderie with his unit by condoning beastiality.

John Candy chokes

Clip from “Stripes” or clip from John Candy “Faces of Death” episode?

Ox gets caught in a net and nearly dies. Hahahahaha, look how fat he is!

A ropes course is hit with mortar

Ground floor, please

 Stupid Hulka, he forgot to switch it out for the non-explosive rope.

John Candy is kicked by a woman

“I’m Sally O’Malley, and I like to kick!”

 Ox wins the auction to wrestle with the ladies. As expected, they fight dirty.

John Candy hits a woman

Fun fact: This wrestling match was the impetus for Title IX

 If you look closely, the person that Ox strikes has a wiener so everything is OK!

Bill Murray gives the Aunt Jemima treatment

Spatch dat snatch!

 Winger grabs a spatula and gives his girl the “Aunt Jemima” treatment. If you don’t know what that is, you better ask somebody (but not me, I have no idea what it means).

In Stripes Bill Murray has sex in trunk

“Oh, would you look at that. There’s a bed right there!”

 Never bone in a wooden trunk. That’s how you get splinters on your schlong.

Harold Ramis shoots a missile

I guess they’re right…video games do lead to violence

 Russel and some other guy are fighting over a parking spot. Russell wins.

Bill Murray shoots a gun


Winger mows down a few innocent bystanders as the team cruises to safety.