The guys discuss Stripes. Topics include: proper runtime, shoeshines, Whitney Houston, doo wop, buzz cuts, mud wrestling, and mostly, the Army.
“After losing everything, an indolent sad sack impulsively joins the U.S. Army and cajoles his best friend into enlisting, too. But after making it through boot camp, the duo find themselves in the midst of an international incident.”
Russell teaches an ESL class for European immigrants because Mexicans did not exist until 1992.
Winger tries to build a lil camaraderie with his unit by condoning beastiality.
Ox gets caught in a net and nearly dies. Hahahahaha, look how fat he is!
Stupid Hulka, he forgot to switch it out for the non-explosive rope.
Ox wins the auction to wrestle with the ladies. As expected, they fight dirty.
If you look closely, the person that Ox strikes has a wiener so everything is OK!
Winger grabs a spatula and gives his girl the “Aunt Jemima” treatment. If you don’t know what that is, you better ask somebody (but not me, I have no idea what it means).
Never bone in a wooden trunk. That’s how you get splinters on your schlong.
Russel and some other guy are fighting over a parking spot. Russell wins.
Winger mows down a few innocent bystanders as the team cruises to safety.