The guys discuss Weird Science. Topics include optimal boob size, 80s computers, tossing off, wolf bait, mutants, and the great Chet.
Gary and Wyatt know how to make a first impression.
Gary and Wyatt start designing their dream woman. They decide to give her smaller jugs for safety’s sake.
This is what special effects looked like in the ’80s. Remember that the next time you shit on James Cameron.
The first thing Gary and Wyatt want to do with Lisa? Showering with her…which is kinda like buying a Ferrari and immediately going to parallel park.
Lisa takes Gary and Wyatt out on the town. They go to a black club. However, since this is not 2015, it’s kinda awkward because at this time racism still existed.
Bullies Max and Ian (played by Ironman) finally stand up for themselves and put the nerds in their place.
Gary is embarrassed ‘cuz Lisa busts him on his nudie magazines.
Gary goes all Charles Bronson and points a gun at a Native American.
Chet is practicing proper gun safety here. Notice how he doesn’t have his finger resting on the trigger while threatening Deb with a loaded shotgun.
Lisa uses her powers to turn Chet into a giant pile of shit.
Lisa shows up as the new gym teacher. The boys pass out like they just had some Cosby Kool-Aid.